This just in -- the one-game projection by coolstandings is the Crew wins 85.8 games, 2.4 fewer than yesterday's estimate. That's sort of like A-hole's belief that the stock market's dive after January 6th (but before March 9th) was because "the market" must have been ridiculing the stimulus.
Ordinarily, A-hole would say "small sample size" (cuz he smurt), but in this case ... why, it was so obvious! It had to be because the grown-ups -- the "market" -- thought Obama Iz Dum, jes' like A-hole! [... did, .... is ... thought ... uh, sorry, reading A-hole made me lose any connection I might once have had to grammar.]
Until the market went up 26% in the next four weeks....
At which point, obviously (again), it had nothing to do with Obama (not again).
